STUPID CRIMINAL: Dude, If the Threesome Goes Bad – Just Leave

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I guess a threesome is only as good as its weakest participant.

 

There’s a 47-year-old guy named Michael Charles in Duncan, South Carolina.  He lives with a 47-year-old woman named Michelle Fleming.  They described their relationship as “roommates with benefits.”

 

Well . . . last week, they invited a 40-year-old guy named Brian Alden over to hang out and, quote, “fulfill a sexual fantasy” by having a THREESOME with them.

 

But according to the police report, things went bad when Brian had a, quote, “inability to perform.”

 

He and Michael got into an argument and wound up getting in a brawl.  It spilled into the backyard, and Michael hit Brian in the back of the head with a STONE.  Brian needed 12 stitches.  Come on, man.  He needs that blood flow elsewhere.

 

Anyway, even though Brian took the stone to the head, the cops determined he started the fight . . . so he was hit with several charges, including assault and battery and trespassing.

 

(The Smoking Gun

While they qualify as a stupid criminal, surely their loved ones would still want them on the right side of a jail cell.   

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