STUPID CRIMINAL: Sorry, Banks Don’t Accept Cocaine

Touching the keys on an ATM right now feels like you’re taking your life in your own hands.  But this guy should have risked it . . .

Today’s ‘Stupid Criminal’ brought to you by America Bonding – Serving Indiana, Ohio, and Michigan 24/7

34-year-old David Pangallo of Jefferson County, Colorado needed to deposit some cash last Friday.  So, he went to his bank’s drive-thru, where they still use those air-powered tubes.  (The technical term is “pneumatic tube.”  Now you know.)

But when the teller opened the container, they didn’t just find money . . . they also found DRUGS.

It turned out David accidentally put two bags of COCAINE in with his cash.  And the bank teller called the cops.

They showed up . . . searched his car . . . and found MORE drugs.

He was arrested and released on bail.  It’s not clear what charges he’s facing yet.

(Here’s his mugshot.)

 

(KUSA)

 

While they qualify as a stupid criminal, surely their loved ones would still want them on the right side of a jail cell.   

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