STUPID CRIMINAL: You Can’t Make This Stuff Up…

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The only way this story gets topped is if a guy named Pepé Le Pew is busted for unwanted touching next week . . .

A 35-year-old guy in Georgia named SPEEDY GONZALEZ just got arrested after several months on the run.  And yes, that’s his legal name.

Cops had been looking for him since late January after he stole more than $3,000 worth of checks from a guy’s mailbox.

They’d been tracking him since March, and finally arrested him on Saturday after a cop pulled him over in his car.  It’s not clear if he tried to outrun them or not.

He’s facing charges for forgery, identity fraud, and theft by deception.  He also had outstanding warrants in Georgia and Alabama.

(Here’s his mugshot.)

(WSB-TV / AP)

While they qualify as a stupid criminal, surely their loved ones would still want them on the right side of a jail cell.   

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